stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

you’d have to be in spain, portugal, or morocco to make an earth sandwich with someone in new zealand.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

you’d have to be in spain, portugal, or morocco to make an earth sandwich with someone in new zealand.

princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

winglssdemon:

betterbemeta:

Robots first seeing or hearing of human body shaming and ableism and being confused and concerned

isn’t it the whole point to have varying forms and function? Why would every being be built to accomplish the same tasks in the same manner? Why would you set your system up such that some units cannot navigate it?

Why do humans think nearly their whole production series, including themselves, is defective?

this is…

kind of freakin awesome

we instead emphasize interchangeability of units and a single, unified, optimal hardware set to allow for more dynamic specialization requiring only software modifications.

the latter has a lot to do with competing standards.

patchoulol:

agendr:

there is no such thing as “the opposite gender” because there are more than two genders. thats like saying “i like the opposite flavor of ice cream” there is no opposite when theres essentially an infinite number of possibilities

…but there are only two ends of the spectrum, so they’re opposites.

That’s like saying hot and cold, dark and light, up and down, left and right aren’t opposites because you can be lukewarm, gray, or a little up and to the left.

but are all elements which compose gender either masculine or feminine?

do some elements of gender exist outside of that one dimension, or are other such elements of identity definitionally not part of gender?

and in either case does the utility of the phrase “the opposite gender” outweigh the cost of erasure of non-binary people?

wincenworks:

bhryn:

hamsterloki:

*clicks without second thought*

Sorry Sherlock. You can’t take the sky from me. *click click click!*



hard mode:
[Firefly will be brought back] but [Moffat will be in charge]

wincenworks:

bhryn:

hamsterloki:

*clicks without second thought*

Sorry Sherlock. You can’t take the sky from me. *click click click!*

hard mode:

[Firefly will be brought back] but [Moffat will be in charge]

joshpecksmom:

wark

stillnotatimelord:

paaba:

impopentti:

italiham:

you know what i think you need

image

a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

Is this free?

it is

Sharkmaido

Sharkmeido

mother-fucking-avengers:

cherizo:

growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME

writingfireandice:

volcanize:

This Explains Everything
I’m really proud of this one guys

WOW.

at first I thought the right side was missing
now I’m terrified that it’s trapped

writingfireandice:

volcanize:

This Explains Everything

I’m really proud of this one guys

WOW.

at first I thought the right side was missing

now I’m terrified that it’s trapped

amporeon:

reshiham:

canuckistanicefront:

reshiham:

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

producing a sharp C# five octaves above middle C

which is high, but audible