foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

that’s not “probability manipulation” (which implies some small control over events which could plausibly occur by chance)

that’s just omnipotence

which is such a boring answer really

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

there’s not enough time

laika-the-bitch:

interquast:

when ur lipstick is a mess but u dont have any napkins

but why did you hand the cashier 13.26 when your order came to 12.18?

why is cash paid written before the subtotal, and why is the total labeled payment??

laika-the-bitch:

interquast:

when ur lipstick is a mess but u dont have any napkins

but why did you hand the cashier 13.26 when your order came to 12.18?

why is cash paid written before the subtotal, and why is the total labeled payment??

theladythorki:

gloomyteens:

when can i apply


‘what does 237 mean’
i actually dont know how to answer that question

ok so on the right the question “what does 237 mean?” is being answered by explaining the idea of the base 10 numeral system, so I’m going to assume that since we’re on the subject of bases, “37 = 2 * 18” is written in base 9, and so true [(3*9+7) = 2*(1*9+8)].

theladythorki:

gloomyteens:

when can i apply

image

‘what does 237 mean’

i actually dont know how to answer that question

ok so on the right the question “what does 237 mean?” is being answered by explaining the idea of the base 10 numeral system, so I’m going to assume that since we’re on the subject of bases, “37 = 2 * 18” is written in base 9, and so true [(3*9+7) = 2*(1*9+8)].

dutchster:

wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

you’d have to be in spain, portugal, or morocco to make an earth sandwich with someone in new zealand.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

you’d have to be in spain, portugal, or morocco to make an earth sandwich with someone in new zealand.

princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

winglssdemon:

betterbemeta:

Robots first seeing or hearing of human body shaming and ableism and being confused and concerned

isn’t it the whole point to have varying forms and function? Why would every being be built to accomplish the same tasks in the same manner? Why would you set your system up such that some units cannot navigate it?

Why do humans think nearly their whole production series, including themselves, is defective?

this is…

kind of freakin awesome

we instead emphasize interchangeability of units and a single, unified, optimal hardware set to allow for more dynamic specialization requiring only software modifications.

the latter has a lot to do with competing standards.

patchoulol:

agendr:

there is no such thing as “the opposite gender” because there are more than two genders. thats like saying “i like the opposite flavor of ice cream” there is no opposite when theres essentially an infinite number of possibilities

…but there are only two ends of the spectrum, so they’re opposites.

That’s like saying hot and cold, dark and light, up and down, left and right aren’t opposites because you can be lukewarm, gray, or a little up and to the left.

but are all elements which compose gender either masculine or feminine?

do some elements of gender exist outside of that one dimension, or are other such elements of identity definitionally not part of gender?

and in either case does the utility of the phrase “the opposite gender” outweigh the cost of erasure of non-binary people?

wincenworks:

bhryn:

hamsterloki:

*clicks without second thought*

Sorry Sherlock. You can’t take the sky from me. *click click click!*



hard mode:
[Firefly will be brought back] but [Moffat will be in charge]

wincenworks:

bhryn:

hamsterloki:

*clicks without second thought*

Sorry Sherlock. You can’t take the sky from me. *click click click!*

hard mode:

[Firefly will be brought back] but [Moffat will be in charge]