child-of-crows:

crappyopinion101:

cardboardfoot:

Reasons i could never live on mars:

1) the FuCKIN CALENDAR


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are you foR REAL WITH TH I S

it’s real and I’m crying

kemonos:

thegestianpoet:

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

1-800-783-3637:

and thats all i have to say about homestuck!

thatpettyblackgirl:

Especially autism. Extremely dangerous.

dupionianddamask:

lord-kitschener:

I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love

I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on

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‘Massacre des Innocents’ by Leon Cogniét, 1824. Although the Feast of the Holy Innocents is in a couple of days time, this painting is still really relevant in that it portrays Mary as how She really was: a scared refugee mum, so fearful that Her son was going to be one of the Innocents killed by King Herod.

lord-kitschener:
“ portentsofwoe:
“ swifferanus:
“ chadzia:
“ portentsofwoe:
“i dont care
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me when i get a notification:
”
Ok not all cops are bad.
How about a little story time?
So when I was 14, I did some stupid stuff.
The one time I got caught...

lord-kitschener:

portentsofwoe:

swifferanus:

chadzia:

portentsofwoe:

i dont care

me when i get a notification:


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Ok not all cops are bad.

How about a little story time?


So when I was 14, I did some stupid stuff.

The one time I got caught trespassing the nicest cop ever responded.

There were some other kids there that were vandalizing stuff and he said that I could just be put down as a witness because I only went in.

So I told him exactly what happened.

And he made sure that my record had no trespassing charge.



My grandfather is a cop and I know cops

They are here to protect you.

So dont just disregard one of those notifications, because what if the person putting the police in danger came to you’re house next?

Not

All

Cops

Are

Bad

“i recieved leniency for being a snitch”

“I was manipulated into fucking up the lives of other 14 year olds and that means cops are cool!

annasellheim:

annasellheim:

annasellheim:

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The only way we’re going to get through this new administration is by leaning on each other.

SIX👏THOUSAND👏NOTES👏

7,000!

cptsdcarlosdevil:

everyone: why are recidivism rates so high this is inexplicable
everyone: felons aren’t allowed in public housing
everyone: felons don’t get food stamps because people with criminal records don’t need food
everyone: let’s not hire felons. ever.
everyone: let’s require felons to have jobs as a condition of parole
everyone: what if we just… take 100% of felons’ income for their fines, parole fees, and child support
everyone: felons on parole aren’t allowed to talk to other felons. what do you mean “in this neighborhood most men have a criminal record” I don’t know I can’t read suddenly
everyone: felons can’t vote or serve on juries
everyone: never mind felons can vote but only if you pay hundreds of dollars in fees. this is not a poll tax because of reasons
everyone: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE COMMITTING CRIMES. IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE MIND CONTROL PROPERTIES OF SAGGY PANTS

real-live-dragon:

jxnecrocker:

without hrt christmas is just cismas

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

tackylesbians:

taricvevo:

tackylesbians:

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military